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7:45 PM
Shubhanjan Saha
New Delhi : As there have been some rumors regarding Crime master Gogo the great nephew of Mogambo thinking about standing up in the upcoming elections, we decided to do an interview with him to clarify our doubts, here is the full transcript
Nautanki Reporter (NR) : Namaste Mr GoGo, how are you ?
Crime Master Gogo (CMG) : Abe chavaani chaap reporter how dare you address me as just Mr GoGo don’t you know I am Crime Master GoGo so you better start addressing me as Crime Master GoGo-ji otherwise Aankhen nikaal kar gotiyan khelunga
NR : Oh sorry, mistake mein galti se ho gaya….Sir can you please can you clarify if you are going to stand for the upcoming election ?
CMG : Well yes, after all most of my jail buddies are elected representatives there in the parliament, so I am actually looking to meet them
NR : So what will be your election symbol ?
CMG : Well I am thinking of applying for a revolver as a election symbol, after all it projects my true occupation, I am just wondering why all the other political parties haven’t chosen this symbol, as a majority of these political parties employ people who are experts at swindling, extortion & killings.
NR : So sir can you please elaborate on any new changes that you wish to introduce to improve the lives of the common man.
CMG : Well there are quite a lot, I was thinking about introducing some laws to fix the percentage the amount of money swindled by politicians and also bring in laws to decrease the pressure of the law on Kidnappers & Extortionists you know !!,this will inturn benefit the common people as they would have a more organized mugging & extortion schedule, after all business is very bad these days and there is so much pressure that is being put on us by the great Mogambo to increase our crime rate.
NR : Thank you Mr GoGo…er….Crime Master Gogo-ji
CMG : Dhakki tiki dhakki tiki dhakki tiki thaa… Crime Master Gogo………… Khush Hua
Please Note : This article is a work of fiction with no disrespect intended on the characters in this article.
Nautanki Reporter (NR) : Namaste Mr GoGo, how are you ?
Crime Master Gogo (CMG) : Abe chavaani chaap reporter how dare you address me as just Mr GoGo don’t you know I am Crime Master GoGo so you better start addressing me as Crime Master GoGo-ji otherwise Aankhen nikaal kar gotiyan khelunga
NR : Oh sorry, mistake mein galti se ho gaya….Sir can you please can you clarify if you are going to stand for the upcoming election ?
CMG : Well yes, after all most of my jail buddies are elected representatives there in the parliament, so I am actually looking to meet them
NR : So what will be your election symbol ?
CMG : Well I am thinking of applying for a revolver as a election symbol, after all it projects my true occupation, I am just wondering why all the other political parties haven’t chosen this symbol, as a majority of these political parties employ people who are experts at swindling, extortion & killings.
NR : So sir can you please elaborate on any new changes that you wish to introduce to improve the lives of the common man.
CMG : Well there are quite a lot, I was thinking about introducing some laws to fix the percentage the amount of money swindled by politicians and also bring in laws to decrease the pressure of the law on Kidnappers & Extortionists you know !!,this will inturn benefit the common people as they would have a more organized mugging & extortion schedule, after all business is very bad these days and there is so much pressure that is being put on us by the great Mogambo to increase our crime rate.
NR : Thank you Mr GoGo…er….Crime Master Gogo-ji
CMG : Dhakki tiki dhakki tiki dhakki tiki thaa… Crime Master Gogo………… Khush Hua
Please Note : This article is a work of fiction with no disrespect intended on the characters in this article.
