Humour : Indian Government hires “Computer baba” to save itself from hackers

New Delhi : After suffering a spate of attacks from computer hackers who have often managed to steal a considerable amount of confidential data, the Indian government has finally hired a “Computer Baba” to help itself guard against such future attacks from hackers.

          

Mr Raju who is a  carpenter by profession renounced the worldly pleasures and donned the garbs of a spiritual baba in 1990, Five years later he was gifted a laptop by one of his followers and was rechristened as “Computer Baba”.

“Computer baba” is said to hold certain powers which work better than the programing skills of the best software professionals in the entire world. Those who have seen him work claim that most of the computers just obey him without him even entering a single word of code on his machine, he is said to be a great “Mouse- Charmer” who considers the Internet as his area of expertise.
 

   Apparently a lot of computer scientists from the top Indian Universities and some foreign universities  have shown a lot of of interest in his abilities and his skills and are already working hard at trying to decode the strange gibber-jabber that he keeps on mumbling to make the entire system secure.

Our sources have also claimed that some western governments are in serious negotiations with the “Chela’s” of computer baba to also help them secure their own networks which have often seen a spate of attacks from rival powers. Sources also indicate that some powerful western governments have also offered him the “Nobel prize” as compensation if he agrees to mount attacks on the rival governments.

Meanwhile “Computer baba” sits and fiddles with the mouse in his hand and as the “Master of the Internet” he has the whole world at his feet…………