Humour : Local Ghost decides to fight Municipal Elections in East delhi

East Delhi : A local ghost Mr Khooni Chaacha quite unhappy with the performance of his local  Municipality, has decided to fight the local elections after he contracted the deadly dengue fever on being bitten by a mosquito, who lives in a hole outside his haveli.

Mr Khooni Chaacha who haunts the 1850 built haveli in Old delhi, has often tried unsuccessfully to complain to the Municipality against the increasing levels of water & trash that often accumulates outside his haveli.

Mr Khooni Chaacha had tried complaining to the Municipal Cooperation of Delhi (MCD) to have them cover the hole or remove the trash, but on seeing him and his 5 inch long teeth they had run away after submitting a letter requesting leave to their superiors, who also incidentally jumped out of their respective windows and fled in horror of a ghost roaming in the MCD office.

After gathering a lot of courage and taking a couple of ghost protection talisman's we finally managed to enter Mr Khooni Chaacha’s Haveli.

He appeared on the door with a large blanket draped on his head and carrying a couple of small box of tissues  in his right hand, as he seemed to be quite weakened by this sudden bout of dengue that had affected his strength and magical abilities that he proudly boasts of ,continously mentioning a tale of how he had chased a full team of  armed robbers a full five kilometers that had once tried to steal  an award which he had won at the annual "HUMAN SCARING COMPETITION". He Explained how the robbers had taken a fancy to the award due to its golden color and how he had used his magical powers to conjure up a cricket  bat  to thrash and chase them for a full 5 kilometers.

He then showed us the little hole that he had dug outside his Haveli to dump the bodies of his victims, while simultaneously expressing his disgust at the people living nearby who he claimed to be sick and tired of the weird creep and noisy parties that he used to organize, as they unanimously decided to teach him a lesson by dumping their trash in the hole in front of his haveli.

 

On the other hand the Mosquito who bit him stated in his interview to us that he was quite bored of biting humans  and that he wanted to do something new and had finally decided to bite Mr Khooni Chaacha.

Now Mr Khooni chaacha obviously perturbed by the attitude of the Municipal officers has decided to  fight the next municipal elections from East delhi and is currently looking for PR managers  who would prepare his campaign for the next elections.