Humour : High profile MP’s Dog ecstatic at getting Z-plus security cover

Uttar Pradesh : The Union Home Ministry has granted Z-plus security to an Influential high profile MP’s dog. Mr Bhrasht Kutta (Corrupt Dog) the MP’s favorite dog appears quite happy at this decision, he has responded by licking the photograph of the Union Home minister.

   As per RTI reports filed, it appears that Mr Bhrasht Kutta had a lot of security concerns regarding the presence of other dangerous dogs who roamed the streets, as per reports one of these dangerous dogs had barked ferociously at him, when he was urinating on the streetlight that his master had inaugurated a few days ago.

On being asked if there was any chance that he would have be rejected, Mr Kutta angrily barked that if he been rejected,  he would have covered the Home minister’s compound in Delhi with faeces and also bitten his Bottom.

   Now Mr Kutta would have his own entourage of 36 personnel with a couple of highly trained NSG Super black-cat commandos personally standing guard whenever he is urinating on any parked car or streetlight in his neighborhood, he would also get his own bullet & bomb proof vehicle with 2 police pilot cars all paid and financed by the taxpayer.

So now Mr Kutta is expectedly quite overjoyed with this development and is waiting  to show off his importance & his new security cover in front of the area sweetheart “Miss Kuttia” so as to increase  his chances of procreation with her….

Please Note : This article is a work of fiction with no disrespect intended on the characters in this article.