Humour : Local MLA asks police to catch pigeons shitting on his statue

Uttar Pradesh : An MLA in the Uttar Pradesh assembly has ordered his area police to catch and jail pigeons after some of them used his statue as a prime spot to drop their poo.

Mr Banana Singh who won the last assembly elections decided to utilize 90% of the Area development funds to erect a bunch of statues all over his constituency to celebrate his victory.

He claimed that as a member of the lower caste he had done this service to help and empower the other lower caste people in his constituency, by helping the poor and disadvantaged sections of the society feel more confident in striving for a better future, after taking inspiration from his statues.

However most of his joy turned to anger at the sight of pigeons who had desecrated his statue by shitting on it despite his efforts to employ private guards to protect his statue, he has asked his area SP (Superintendent  of Police) to ensure that they catch and punish these pigeons. There have also been talks of him meeting the state finance minister and forcing him to introduce a new fund in the legislative assembly that would help train the local police in “pigeon-catching”

 As an added measure of protection to save his precious statues he has asked the local Mullah to also issue a fatwa to declare the pigeons as the ”Agents of the devil”, and is also contemplating on holding a huge “Yagna” to impress some Hindu gods to help him teach these pigeons a lesson.

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