Thursday, June 26, 2014

New Delhi : Mr Ghotala Prasad, an IAS officer in the Ministry of Urban & Rural Development has started construction on building a replica of the “Taj Mahal” to pacify his wife, who is reportedly unhappy of the fact that Mr Ghotala is not spending the bribes and commissions that he has accumulated over his tenure as a bureaucrat in the Indian Government. Sources close to Mrs Ghotala have claimed...

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

New Delhi : As there have been some rumors regarding  Crime master Gogo the great nephew of Mogambo thinking about standing up in the upcoming elections, we decided to do an interview with him to clarify our doubts, here is the  full transcript Nautanki Reporter (NR) : Namaste Mr GoGo, how are you ?Crime Master Gogo (CMG) : Abe chavaani chaap reporter how dare you address me as just Mr...

Monday, March 17, 2014

New Delhi : "Napoleon" the long bodied, short & stubby legged 5 year old dachshund of Mrs Jhumki Thumki, who lives in the posh areas of Greater Kailash II has refused to participate in the local dog fashion show, citing the pressure on him to wear outrageous outfits in front of the other dogs. In an exclusive interview that we had with Mrs Jhumki Thumki's favorite pet Napoleon, he claimed...

Monday, March 10, 2014

Uttar Pradesh : An MLA in the Uttar Pradesh assembly has ordered his area police to catch and jail pigeons after some of them used his statue as a prime spot to drop their poo. Mr Banana Singh who won the last assembly elections decided to utilize 90% of the Area development funds to erect a bunch of statues all over his constituency to celebrate his victory. He claimed that as a member of the...

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Uttar Pradesh : The Union Home Ministry has granted Z-plus security to an Influential high profile MP’s dog. Mr Bhrasht Kutta (Corrupt Dog) the MP’s favorite dog appears quite happy at this decision, he has responded by licking the photograph of the Union Home minister.    As per RTI reports filed, it appears that Mr Bhrasht Kutta had a lot of security concerns regarding the presence...

Sunday, March 2, 2014

New Delhi : it has come to our notice that a Monkey in the Delhi zoo who is named “Prince” has opened a Facebook account and has befriended hundreds  of girls in Delhi, by posting a picture of a local TV actor on his profile. All this started when some Indian scientists working in a nearby research laboratory installed a computer with an internet connection to study the intelligence of caged...

Sunday, February 23, 2014

 Varanasi: Cows on the lanes  in Varanasi have complained to their local MP on being hounded by foreigners, who they accuse of clicking too many pictures, often not allowing enough time for  the cows to pose for the camera. These bad pictures have often led to bad publicity and are ruining the “Gau - mata” brand that the Indian cows have enjoyed for centuries.     One...