Monday, March 17, 2014

New Delhi : "Napoleon" the long bodied, short & stubby legged 5 year old dachshund of Mrs Jhumki Thumki, who lives in the posh areas of Greater Kailash II has refused to participate in the local dog fashion show, citing the pressure on him to wear outrageous outfits in front of the other dogs. In an exclusive interview that we had with Mrs Jhumki Thumki's favorite pet Napoleon, he claimed...

Monday, March 10, 2014

Uttar Pradesh : An MLA in the Uttar Pradesh assembly has ordered his area police to catch and jail pigeons after some of them used his statue as a prime spot to drop their poo. Mr Banana Singh who won the last assembly elections decided to utilize 90% of the Area development funds to erect a bunch of statues all over his constituency to celebrate his victory. He claimed that as a member of the...

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Uttar Pradesh : The Union Home Ministry has granted Z-plus security to an Influential high profile MP’s dog. Mr Bhrasht Kutta (Corrupt Dog) the MP’s favorite dog appears quite happy at this decision, he has responded by licking the photograph of the Union Home minister.    As per RTI reports filed, it appears that Mr Bhrasht Kutta had a lot of security concerns regarding the presence...

Sunday, March 2, 2014

New Delhi : it has come to our notice that a Monkey in the Delhi zoo who is named “Prince” has opened a Facebook account and has befriended hundreds  of girls in Delhi, by posting a picture of a local TV actor on his profile. All this started when some Indian scientists working in a nearby research laboratory installed a computer with an internet connection to study the intelligence of caged...