Humour : Delhi Cows lead protest against the increasing number of motor vehicles

A flash herd of 300 cows suddenly appeared on Jantar Mantar with placards saying “Save the Cows”, protesting for their right to squat roam and defecate openly on delhi’s roads which is under threat due to the increasing number of vehicles that have clogged delhi’s roads.

Mr Holy Cow the self-appointed head  of the “Delhi Roads are for Cows Only” Association states that due to the increasing number of vehicles they have been forced to be careful when crossing roads, and their rights to openly squat & defecate on the streets is being slowly taken away by the neighbourhood Hyundai i10, he also pointed that delhites  are becoming more violent, as earlier people used to just wait or honk or shoo off cows that blocked their paths, but now due to the changing times people have begun prodding them with sticks to make them go away.

“The situation is worrisome” stated one more association member Mr Black Cow as he explained that this trend is quite troubling  as cows are increasingly running out of places where they could openly defecate and also in some instances poke people with their horns, which some cows find pretty entertaining considering the boring lives that most of them lead.

We tried to meet the Commissioner of the Municipal corporation who could not reach office as a cow had blocked the road that he was travelling on, and he could not find a stick to prod the cow with to make it go away.

“This grave injustice to the Cow will not be tolerated and we will attack any Municipal officer if this continues” said a bull who refused to be named.  He also mentioned that they know that they are being side-lined as they could not vote and said that they had been contemplating about arguing their case in the Supreme court to get their voting rights, and would attack any lawyer who would oppose their petition.