Humour : Digvijay Singh’s dog Dogvijay attacks Delhiites thinking that they are RSS workers

We have fresh reports coming about a dog allegedly owned by Digvijay Singh loose on Delhi’s streets often seen  growling and uttering at what seems to be “Aaarr ess ess” and attacking ordinary citizens.

On being asked on the reasons for the behaviour of the dog, Mr Gali ka Kutta the local streetdog who used to be pals with Dogvijay when they were puppies explained that this was a clear case of the “RSS paranoia” being fed into Dogvijay by Digvijay Singh, apparently Dogvijay has been accompanying his master to every political & media gathering and has developed a paranoia that the people from the RSS who are actually blood sucking vampires in disguise, & only he has the power to eliminate these monstrous beings from the face of the planet by biting their behind's.

After taking a lot of precautions we finally managed to gather some guts to approach Dogvijay and ask him about his reasons and the cause of such panic that he has brought on the common man on the roads of delhi, he replied that “RSS people are the direct descendants of some evil decendent of Satan and are just pure evil and are hell bent on destroying Congress party’s already tattered reputation, and I must do my part, period. ”.

To the Aam Aadmi I guess this means some more days of dogvijay running loose till an alternative party forms a government and hopes to muzzle Dogvijay and save his teeth from the behind’s of the Common Man of India.

Please Note : This article is a work of fiction with no disrespect intended on the characters in this article.