Humour: Lalit Modi to start new Gilli Danda Premier League.

Lalit Modi who successfully created the money making machine called IPL has threatened to start a new Gilli Danda Premier League after he moved out of the IPL. On being asked by the new management as “Humare paas Gaadi hai, Bungalow hai, Bank Balance hai, tere paas kya hai ?” , He replied “Mere Paas Gilli Danda hai” and walked out of the board room.

Reports are coming in that he has already roped in Salim Langda, Chotta Chaatri and a very reluctant 70 year old Ramu Kaka to be the initial players, he has also contacted the D-Company to be the initial financiers who would fund the GDPL .

On being asked as to what made him choose this sport when he could focus on other sports like football, he replied that Gilli Danda is a sport that is easily identified in the rural areas, as this is a cheap sport and as the initial capital input will be less, he hopes to increase the brand value of the sport by roping in some cheerleaders from the West and giving them only biknis to wear while cheering up the various teams and also the thousands of rural supporters that he hopes to garner.

We also asked Goli Singh a villager on what he thought of this GDPL he replied that it is good that Gilli Danda is being promoted as he had a lot of practice when he was a kid at hitting the Gilli, And also enthusiastically agreed to watch each and every match on hearing that there would be skimpily clad firangi cheerleaders who would be employed by Modi to support this GDPL .

Please Note : This article is a work of fiction with no disrespect intended on the characters in this article.