Humour : Monkey pays “Hafta” in banana's to animal services to continue terrorizing locals

Gorakhpur, UP : In another case of extreme corruption in the Uttar pradesh Government that has caught the eyes of the nation, A local Langur “Gobar Singh” that is quite famous for terrorizing the lanes of Gorakhpur, has been identified for paying his regular bribe of 3 dozen bananas to the local Animal catcher  to avoid getting caught and relocated to the nearest zoo.

        “Gobar Singh” has terrorized the colony of 200 odd people, who live in perpetual fear of this modern day terrorist, who is armed with sharp claws, and is often seen roaming around  the colony along with his band of 20-30 fellow simians.

       Gobar’s story starts from the time that he was captured by the local animal catcher,  who relocated him to the local zoo. There he was hounded and teased by these other uncouth barbarians (people visiting zoo) who used to come by his cage and make faces and throw rocks at him. Tormented & badly bruised he then vowed revenge on such filthy & disgusting beings that had led him to his miserable condition, and escaped after impersonating a local MLA who he had seen on TV in the UP Legislative assembly. We got to know later that due to certain similarities in the nature of their behaviour ( MLA’s & the Langur’s in a zoo) he managed to escape without raising even an eyelid. He then decided to take advantage of the  bribe giving culture that is prevalent in the society ,to make sure he gets to exact his revenge from the uncouth barbarians who had tormented him so much while he was caged in the zoo.

And now he and his group of brothers are often seen dancing to the tune of “Shiela Ki Jawani” from the radio that they managed to snatch from the local shopkeeper, and as his name suggests also throwing their own faeces at people in the colony.