Humour : Parrot bites owners nose thinking it is a Samosa !!

Lucknow  : It turned out to be a bloody Saturday Morning for Chotte Miyan, for one his 12 pet parrot’s which he had named after the legendary Mughal ruler “Akbar”, tired of being fed Cream Cracker & the usual dried fruits & nuts, decided to try out the taste of Chotte Miyan’s nose and bit him thinking of it as a big Samosa.

 “Akbar” has officially stated that media has been portraying him in bad light, as he was just tired of eating the usual “Cream-Crackers”, and was simply trying to taste what looked to him like a flying samosa in an extremely dark room, which unfortunately for Chotte Miyan was his golden coloured nose.

He was also unhappy with the negative media coverage with the news of this incident being covered by all the major news channels, and exclaimed his unhappiness at some of the news anchors, that have run TV news shows branding him as the “Khooni Tota” (Blood sucking parrot), while sounding extremely agitated at one self-proclaimed God man who was invited on a TV channel, actually branding him as the reincarnation of Count Dracula as a parrot. 

He also expressed his unhappiness at the  falling standards of human intelligence and the TV channels that propagate & broadcast such garbage over the length and breadth of the country, which the indian population relishes  with so much eagerness.

On the other hand Mr Chotte Miyan invited the nearby madrassa mullah to check for any traces of this vampire in the 12 parrots that he keeps as pets. The Mullah checked all the parrots for any traces of this hidden Dracula & also issued a fatwa on the Parrots in India to refrain from biting their owners noses.