Humour : Rival Jihadi groups vow to bomb each other over the ownership of OBL’s donkey

Somewhere on the borders on Pakistan & Afghanistan : Two self-professed OBL following Jihadi factions have declared war on each other over the possession of OBL’s trusted donkey “Ee - Aaw”. Mr One-eyed Terrorist of the “Lashkar-e-Bandar” (Army of Monkeys) was heard declaring a holy war on “Lashkar-e-Cockroach” on a leaked videotape.

Mr One-eyed Terrorist stated that “Ee- Aaw” that OBL had hired for $20 had played a crucial role successfully in carrying OBL to safety, as he had outsmarted the Expensively educated five star generals who spent $100 Billion in tracking OBL.

He appeared quite agitated and also vowed to release a wave of suicide vest wearing monkey’s (for which his group is so famed for) on the rival faction who he mentioned as a disgusting cockroaches as they had plagued his terrorist camps with a huge army of cockroaches and had scared a lot of of his fellow simian jihadi’s to run for the nearest tree.

 “Ee-Aaw” is in the custody of the Pakistani intelligence agencies who are sheltering him from the American CIA. Our secret resource in the Pakistani intelligence network has stated that “Ee-Aaw” has a special stable made for him that has 2 Air-conditioners and has been in good spirits as he was on a special diet of A grade radish’s and also had a pool for himself in a large mansion somewhere in Rawalpindi ,Pakistan

On conducting secret enquiries about Mr Terrorist’s  actual reason for this fresh Jihad to capture Ee-Aaw, it appeared that Mrs Terrorist actually needed a new donkey, and Mr Terrorist’s  actual mission was to get this famous donkey to ferry his wife & her goods from the market.