Musings and Mirth

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Humour : Corrupt Indian Bureaucrat building Taj Mahal for wife

10:36 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

New Delhi : Mr Ghotala Prasad, an IAS officer in the Ministry of Urban & Rural Development has started construction on building a replica of the “Taj Mahal” to pacify his wife, who is reportedly unhappy of the fact that Mr Ghotala is not spending the bribes and commissions that he has accumulated over his tenure as a bureaucrat in the Indian Government. Sources close to Mrs Ghotala have claimed...

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Humour : Crime Master Gogo thinking about joining Indian Politics

7:45 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

New Delhi : As there have been some rumors regarding Crime master Gogo the great nephew of Mogambo thinking about standing up in the upcoming elections, we decided to do an interview with him to clarify our doubts, here is the full transcript Nautanki Reporter (NR) : Namaste Mr GoGo, how are you ?Crime Master Gogo (CMG) : Abe chavaani chaap reporter how dare you address me as just Mr...

Monday, March 17, 2014

Humour : Dog refuses to participate in pet fashion show

9:32 AM

Shubhanjan Saha

New Delhi : "Napoleon" the long bodied, short & stubby legged 5 year old dachshund of Mrs Jhumki Thumki, who lives in the posh areas of Greater Kailash II has refused to participate in the local dog fashion show, citing the pressure on him to wear outrageous outfits in front of the other dogs. In an exclusive interview that we had with Mrs Jhumki Thumki's favorite pet Napoleon, he claimed...

Monday, March 10, 2014

Humour : Local MLA asks police to catch pigeons shitting on his statue

3:03 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

Uttar Pradesh : An MLA in the Uttar Pradesh assembly has ordered his area police to catch and jail pigeons after some of them used his statue as a prime spot to drop their poo. Mr Banana Singh who won the last assembly elections decided to utilize 90% of the Area development funds to erect a bunch of statues all over his constituency to celebrate his victory. He claimed that as a member of the...

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Humour : High profile MP’s Dog ecstatic at getting Z-plus security cover

6:57 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

Uttar Pradesh : The Union Home Ministry has granted Z-plus security to an Influential high profile MP’s dog. Mr Bhrasht Kutta (Corrupt Dog) the MP’s favorite dog appears quite happy at this decision, he has responded by licking the photograph of the Union Home minister. As per RTI reports filed, it appears that Mr Bhrasht Kutta had a lot of security concerns regarding the presence...

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Humour : Monkey fools Delhi University girls on Facebook

6:02 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

New Delhi : it has come to our notice that a Monkey in the Delhi zoo who is named “Prince” has opened a Facebook account and has befriended hundreds of girls in Delhi, by posting a picture of a local TV actor on his profile. All this started when some Indian scientists working in a nearby research laboratory installed a computer with an internet connection to study the intelligence of caged...

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Humour : Indian Cows don’t like foreigners

11:34 AM

Shubhanjan Saha

Varanasi: Cows on the lanes in Varanasi have complained to their local MP on being hounded by foreigners, who they accuse of clicking too many pictures, often not allowing enough time for the cows to pose for the camera. These bad pictures have often led to bad publicity and are ruining the “Gau - mata” brand that the Indian cows have enjoyed for centuries. One...

Friday, March 29, 2013

Top Motivational and Inspirational Quotes 76 - 100

7:11 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

76. “Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 77. â€œTo avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. – Elbert Hubbard 78. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. – J.M. Power 79. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day – Robert Frost 80. Ive learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and...

Top Motivational and Inspirational Quotes 51 - 75

7:09 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

51. Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don’t quit. – Conrad Hilton 52. Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. – Unknown 53. Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. – John Wooden 54. There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. – Mario Cuomo 55. Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. – Richard Bach 56. Vision doesn’t...

Top Motivational and Inspirational Quotes 26 - 50

7:03 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

26. Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. – Roy Goodman 27. If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. – E. Joseph Cossman 28. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. – Ralph Waldo Emerson 29. We judge of man’s wisdom by his hope. – Ralph Waldo Emerson 30. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain 31. Age is an issue of mind...

Top Motivational and Inspirational Quotes 1 - 25

6:49 PM

Shubhanjan Saha

1. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. – Aristotle 2. The best way out is always through. – Robert Frost 3. Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. – William B. Sprague 4. Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein 5. Whether you think you can or think you cannot, youre right. – Henry Ford 6. I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become. – Oprah Winfrey 7....